"...frankly, the less people know about me, the better. This shit is a lose-lose situation for everyone."

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"...frankly, the less people know about me, the better. This shit is a lose-lose situation for everyone."
....Cale and Rock >v>
Send me the name of one of my OCs and I’ll write an angry Tumblr gremlin rant about why they’re Problematic(TM)
OH SO YOU HAD TO SEND THEM TOGETHER DID YOU?!
BEHOLD STUPID IN STEREO.
Problematic because they're twins and there is definitely a good twin and a bad twin in this relationship.
They are twins but they're technically different ages??? Stick to one story you morons.
Prone to working together to be everyone's problem but also EACH OTHER'S problem.
Love each other unconditionally, HOW DARE THEY? AT LEAST ONE OF YOU IS A KILLER.
WILL NEVER TALK ABOUT THEIR ISSUES? NEITHER OF THEM? They both chronically bottle their feelings and I have a personal vendetta about this.
Sometimes they talk at the same time WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? TAKE TURNS YOU IDIOTS. Never thread with both of them at once it's a 0 out of 10 experience.
also add in Alex.
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Problematic because he actually is an OC and I took this long to get to him unlike my other muses.
Jk he's actually problematic because there's like... two of him, but also, there isn't. It's very confusing for people and completely inaccessible. God why can't he just be easy to understand.
Also one of the two of him is part dog??????
This shit is unacceptable because dogs are better than people and being a werewolf throws this easy to understand fact completely out of whack.
Zero (Angry Gremlin Tumblr rant prompt)
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Problematic because people idolize him and it's completely out of his control but it's still bad
Don't form a parasocial relationship with this jerk because he WILL let you down.
Oh also he like. can't remember stuff and how dare he withhold information from us.
Vile OvO
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Vile is problematic because I haven't made icons for him and therefor he is causing me PROBLEMS even though icons would be almost pointless because you can't see his stupid face.
Also he's a jerk or whatever. Hate that. Very uncool of him to not be nice 24/7.
X
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Xanti is not problematic, next question.
Rant about why Rho is such a problem tm copyrighted.
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OKAY THIS MOTHERFUCKER? THIS EDGY BASTARD?
HE'S PROBELMATIC BECAUSE HE'S GOT REVENGE TUNNEL VISION. YOU CAN'T JUST KILL YOUR WAY OUT OF YOUR FEELINGS BUDDY, NO MATTER WHAT YOUR CAUSE IS.
CUT THAT SHIT OUT.
ALSO??? HE HAS NO MANNERS OR COMMON SENSE. HE'S LIKE AN UNTRAINED DOG. THIS GUY WOULD EAT AN UNPEELED ONION RAW AND WONDER WHY EVERYONE IS STARING AT HIM. HE'LL EAT ALMOST EVERYTHING? THAT RAT OVER THERE? THAT COULD BE FOOD.
NO HE WON'T SEASON THE MEAT. YOU THINK HE'S GOT TIME FOR THAT?
Anyway don't be friends with him bc he has a one track mind and that mind is GOD MURDER. Unfollow him right away.
@petalsechoes replied:
Corrupted Skadi stares down at these melons, handing one to Volt. "Want one?"
“Who would turn down free melons?” He’ll happily take one, thank you.